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5sos-1d-audios:

ashton be like

“shut up i’m fabulous”

luke be like ‘yAS’

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

me: i like this character
me:
me:
me: they're going to die, aren't they

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

danielinthedan:

Petition for concerts to be organized from short to tall

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

1. paint and make art
2. hang out with friends
3. exercise 

what i actually did

1. cried
2. blogged
3. ruined every friendship i have

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you